May 2012
25 posts
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
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When your teacher complains about having to grade...
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Bitch you gave us the work!
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare...
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When you're cleaning your room and you find some...
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Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures
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April 2012
187 posts
